Seattlite Saying "Ca M'enerve"

Iran Nuclear Facilities

jeremyheckt — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:13:04 +0000

Iran, grow a pair and tell us that you are trying to make nukes.

The rest of us want to, excluding Russia and China, want to disarm our nukes, and you want to go and be a faggot and make more.

Fuck off, assholes.

Coat Hangers

jeremyheckt — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:32:58 +0000

The fact that coat hangers are quite useful, is besides the point. The point here is that they are absolutely useless when it comes to anything else (except abortions) and they are the destroyer of childhood dreams.

Destroyer of childhood dreams you ask? May you explain this to me “Oh Wise One”? Why yes i will. THE BEND AND DON’T BEND BACK INTO SHAPE. Yes and why is the the destroyer of dreams? Because little Jimmy Numbnuts wants to pretend to be an archer, but he can only shoot once if the bow doesn’t go back to normal! Thats why, oh Mr./Ms./Mrs. “Never had a Childhood”

What i hate about high school freshmen

jeremyheckt — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:01:30 +0000

Its not the fact that they are freshman, or that they try to act older, or whatever.

It is the fact that they try to dress like a God Damn 18 year old. FUCK. I can obviously tell if a girl is 18 or not, by the size of her chest, and i don’t need her pretending to be more mature just so she can get older guys, thats fucking stupid. The fact is you are NOT going to get a senior guy if you are a freshman girl, because if a senior dates a freshman, that is like committing social SUICIDE. All of his friends will shun him for being a fucking Child molester, and once he turns 18, dating you is illegal as BALLS.

So grow up, and realize that you don’t want an older guy, and he may want your vagina because of its tightness, but he doesn’t want you, cause he doesn’t want to go to jail.

Facebook is the enemy of the internet browsers

jeremyheckt — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:35:57 +0000

You know what is bullshit about google chrome? YOU CANNOT CLICK THE CLOSE BUTTON!

Yeah, you know that button, that sits in the fucking corner, thats big and red with the X in the middle of it? Yeah, well, you can’t fucking click it. The fact that you can’t click that shit, makes me so irritated, that even though I just downloaded it today, i may not want to use it much longer than that.

I only downloaded it, because Facebook was finally making Opera crash, which was working so well! Then i only downloaded that because Firefox was crashing on Facebook. And i only downloaded Firefox because Internet Explorer is for pussys with no intelligence.

So i have come to the conclusion that facebook, no matter how much i love to use it, is the enemy of all internet browsers, so I am writing this letter to the facebook creaters right now.

Dear Facebook Creators,

FUCK YOU.

Sincerly,

FUCK YOU.

Seriously, don’t crash my computer, i only quit Myspace because it was so slow, and i also realized that im not a 12 year old girl who pretends to be 17 so she can get the dick of high school guys.

If you are super skinny, do NOT wear Skinny Jeans

jeremyheckt — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:08:50 +0000

Alright, so i have noticed the majority of girls wearing skinny jeans now, are skinnier than the jeans themselves. You absolutely should not wear skinny jeans if you do not have the curves to make me want to look at you longer than 1/2 a second and thin to myself “My dick is thicker than her leg.”

Rules for Skinny Jeans:
1)You are not a size fucking 00
2)You have an ass to boobs ratio that is acceptable
3)You have an ass, your back side does not cave inward, it must curve outward.

That is all.

Fucking A.

Sarah Palin Dinner Costs $63,500?!

jeremyheckt — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:27:16 +0000

Some unlucky bastard has paid $63,500 to have dinner with Sarah and Todd Palin, the former first “dude” and Vice Presidential candidate, respectively.

Now, why do i consider this man or woman to be unlucky? Because you spent $63,500 dollars on nothing. You are going to eat dinner with quite possibly the dumbest political figure we have ever seen on a presidential ballet.

All i can hope for is this, that this buyer, is a troll, and will wear a wire, and troll Sarah Palin for information to make me laugh.

Sauce? http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/09/19/dinner-with-palin-for-63500-dollars/